Take Me To The Ocean

peetasboxers:

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE LIONSGATE FOR TAKING OUT THE PART IN THE HUNGER GAMES WHERE THEY’VE JUST WON AND THEY’RE IN THE HELICOPTER BUT THEY DRAG PEETA AWAY BECAUSE HE IS DYING AND KATNISS IS SCREAMING HIS NAME THROUGH THE GLASS DOOR WHICH IS GETTING ALL BLOODY AND THEY HAVE TO SEDATE HER

(via 69shadesof-sex)

well it’s time for another joke by yours truly that will probably ruin my life

what’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies

snowballs

(via uniquefreakkk)

kanyewesticle:

If you put a stick in a non-stick pan what would happen

(via uniquefreakkk)

therealhamster:

if any of you ever saw me in real life you’d just be like “oh”

(via onesociallyawkwardgirl)

i love the stage in a friendship where you’re comfortable enough to insult each other it’s like a weight is lifted off your chest you know it’s like we’re breaking free we’re soaring flying there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

(via onesociallyawkwardgirl)

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

the moon is kind of a creep the sun is polite and leaves when it’s night time meanwhile during the day sometimes you can see the moon just

watching

(via onesociallyawkwardgirl)

msjewbooty:

WHEN YOU TALK TO PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT TIME ZONES YOU ARE SENDING MESSAGES TO THE PAST AND THE FUTURE HOW COOL DO YOU FEEL

(via letsmeettheworld)